by Matthew Paul Turner for Jesus Needs New PR In Portugal. Not in the U.S. Okay? Now breath… Again, I repeat: Jesus is on the cover of Playboy IN PORTUGAL. I don’t want anybody to hyperventilate or have a heart attack. You can rest easy knowing that America’s Jesus is safe and sound wherever it is [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Jesus Needs New PR’
JESUS MAKES THE COVER OF PLAYBOY!!!
Posted: July 7, 2010 in Guest BloggersTags: Jesus, Jesus Needs New PR, JesusNeedsNewPR, José Saramago, Matthew Paul Turner, Playboy, Playboy Purtugal, Robert Quigley
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“[Homosexuals] need to be quarantined…”
Posted: June 23, 2010 in Guest BloggersTags: Adam Hood, GLBT, Homosexuality, Homosexuals in the Church, Jesus Needs New PR, LGBT, Matthew Paul Turner, Queer, Recycle Your Faith, recycleyourfaith, recycleyourfaith.com, Sarah Palin
from Matthew Paul Turner @ Jesus Needs New PR I debated whether or not to post this video. Since yesterday, this video has been spreading across the internet like gonorrhea. (over 99,000 hits so far) So, before you watch this, make sure you have a dose or two of antibiotics in the house. I thought [...]
See what I see.
Posted: January 21, 2010 in Original ContentTags: Jesus Needs New PR, Matthew Paul Turner, Missions, Uganda, World Vision
So my regular readers know I’ll be heading off to Uganda in just 4 VERY short days to eat bugs, drink the fluid squeezed from elephant poop (for hydration purposes, of course), and get chased by lions and tigers for two whole fun-filled weeks! I promise to take lots of awkwardly incriminating fotos. But this [...]
